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How to write the perfect blog

At last! No need to agonize any more over what to put in your blog! Instead use this simple formula to generate fabulous attention-getting content:

Q_bw = (5N_qob + 2N_ol + 7N_ofbo)² / Q_bjli

where Q_bw is the Bloq Wondrousness Quotient, as calculated from N_qob (the number of Quotes from Other Bloggers), N_ol (the number of Outgoing Links), N_ofbo (the number of Outrageous Flame-Baiting Opinions) and Q_bjli, which is your quotient of Burbling Jargon-Laden Incomprehensibility (to be calculated according to the Goldacre algorithm).

This formula has been arrived at using the same strict scientific methods as were followed in developing the Rackspace formula for a perfect website, and has just as much mathematical validity.

As Digitalghost said recently in a slightly different context “you don’t want to pony up for yet another report on the effectiveness of blogs“, and anyone who disagrees with that is obviously a victim of CIA mind control.